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April 25 2015

stileslydiamartinstilinski:

spaceisprettycool:

cronusnyeh:

refusingtosinkmyship:

paxamgays:

it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra

If it were aimed toward women, it would be like “THIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON’T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS”

SOOOOLD

THIS BRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CHRIS EVANS IS PERSONALLY HOLDING YOUR BREASTS 24/7. LOOK THIS SHIT COMES IN LIKE 78 DIFFERENT COLORS TO MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE OR YOUR CLOTHING OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, YOU GOT OPTIONS! NO LACE WE CAN DO NO LACE THAT SHIT ITCHES. YOU WANT POLKADOTS FUCK YEAH POLKA DOTS! LOOK EACH CUP HAS POCKETS IN IT FUCKING HELL POCKETS IN YOUR BRA CALM THE FUCK DOWN WORLD LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. MACHINE WASHABLE FUCK YEAH THROW THIS SHIT IN YOUR WASHER, IT’S NOT GONNA TANGLE, IT’S MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BILGESNIPE TAIL HAIR IT’S INDESTRUCTABLE. THIS BRA’S GONNA BEEP IF IT DETECTS CANCER IN YOUR BOOBS THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT SO CHECK YOUR BOOBS PEOPLE. FUCK YEAH THIS BRA IS AMAZING. SCIENCE. 

You had me at “this bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24/7”

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randomfandomteacher:

listhacks:

A+ Studying Life Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more

where were all these hacks when I was in college.

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ephemeralsyzygy:

Arslan Senki - Episode 3

kinkshamer69:

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

her, meowing: “why do u always do this”

queen-elsa-of-pokemon:

reluctantisthehero:

Stop. Read this.

That shirt looks great on you.

I like it when you smile

I care about you.

It’s gonna be okay.

I’m so happy you’re alive.

Stay strong, everyone.

This needs to be on everyone’s dash

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zquidward:

turned 180 degrees and the sky was the total opposite color

luciferofficial:

overnight-shipping:

dragon-zena:

queennorthway:

wait wait so youre telling me in america you need 59% on a test to even PASS it and you’re all expected to get A’s which is like 96% then??? how do you survive guys how

we dont

the hell do you mean 59% you need a 65% to pass

uh you need a 70% to pass

yeah a 70% since they got rid of the D at my school 

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setiaprenn:

i-am-ti-lys:

setiaprenn:

budgebuttons:

I have a small fem!Scar problem. More sketchbook stuff.

i-am-ti-lys fem scar maybe?

totes support this but i personally prefer man scar hbu?

mmm yeah i gotta agree

yeah 

the artist did really well in drawing her tho

NEW VIRUS FOUND!!

the-prettiest-raccoon:

Someone submitted a link but it’s actually a virus. I clicked it because I thought it was something Photoshop related as it was submitted to YeahPs. It sent me to a page saying:

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WHAT EVER YOU DO DON’T CLICK IT OR LOG IN BECAUSE IT DELETES YOUR BLOG! MY FRIEND OPENED IT AND LOGGED BACK IN!

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The person who is spreading this is someone called lastinganime”.

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REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD AWARENESS!

PROTIP FOR THE INTERNET: If you seen a tinyurl link, never click it without knowing 100% what it leads to.

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lettherebedoodles:

(( Here’s a compilation of my racebent series with all of our major Disney ladies. :D

It’s been so fun creating these, and I’ve been both shocked and beyond thrilled with the overwhelming support I’ve received for this series! :) Thank you all so much for the wonderful messages and the continued enthusiasm. <3<3<3

Princesses in order (left to right): Snow White (Spanish), Cinderella (Japanese), Belle (Arab), Aurora (Jamaican), Ariel (Indian), Tiana (Chinese), Mulan (Native American), Pocahontas (Pacific Islander), Jasmine (African/Luo), Meg (Egyptian), Kida (Maori), Jane (Korean), Eilonwy (African/Fula), Esmerelda (Moroccan), Merida (Brazilian), Rapunzel (Mexican), Elsa (Inuit), Anna (Inuit).

INSTAGRAM. ))

child-of-the-univerrse:

What triggers my anger is when that person who happens to be a female says: “I don’t need feminism. I don’t need to be liberated.”

How about you tell that to:

  1. that Moroccan girl who killed herself after being forcibly married to her rapist (x)
  2. that 11-year-old Texan girl who got raped by 18 men while the New York Times said she “dressed older than her age.” (x)
  3. Reyhaneh Jabari, an Iranian woman who was tortured in jail then hanged after killing the man who was going to rape her. (x)
  4. Nojood Al-Ali from Yemen who got divorced when she was 10. (x)
  5. the 16-year-old girl from Ohio who got raped and filmed at a party by 2 boys, while CNN reporters talked about the bright futures of the rapists as athletes. (x)
  6. the 94 women in Jordan who were legally married to their rapists, only in 2014. (x)
  7. the 8-year-old girl who was married to a man 5 times her age, and died on the day of her wedding because she suffered from bleeding and uterine rupture after intercourse. (x
  8. the 25 Palestinian women who were killed by either their brother or father, in order to “protect their honor” only in 2013. (x)
  9. the 99% of Egyptian women and 90% of Yemeni women who have experienced sexual harassment (x) (x

You still don’t need feminism?

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bronzedragon:

mugglemusings:

harrypotterconfessions:

I don’t see why squibs can’t go to Hogwarts. There are more than a sufficient number of classes that don’t require your ability to cast spells and charms, and it seems unfair that children from magic families who grew up in a magical environment shouldn’t be integrated into magic society. It makes more sense to me for them to be potioneers or herbologists or finding some other way to integrate them into the world they grew up in as opposed to expecting them to adapt to the muggle world.


(Tech’s note: unfortunately you do need magic for those classes. I mean MAYBE dealing with magical creatures doesn’t require much, if you stick to the smaller stuff, but you can’t keep a dragon in check with no magic =| )

Why do you need magic for potions or herbology? Potions is just following instructions to find the right ingredients and prepare them properly. I suppose maybe some preparations of ingredients might require using a wand but not all of them.

Same with herbology? It’s just learning to tend plants which could sometimes require magic but not always?

As for care of magical creatures, Hagrid isn’t a fully realized wizard, and he’s capable. Why wouldn’t a squib be? Maybe they couldn’t handle a dragon, but it doesn’t seem like EVERY caretaker of magical creatures needs to handle dragons. In fact isn’t that rather rare?

JKR has given interviews saying that Potions requires magic and the use of a wand at some point (which means Snape’s “no foolish wand-waving” is an over-exaggeration.) 

Here’s the exact quote, from a 2006 interview where a reader asked what would happen if someone without any magical ability could brew a potion: 

J.K. Rowling: Well, I’d have to say no, because there is always…there are magical component in the potion, not just the ingredients. So, at some point they will have to use a wand. I’ve been asked what would happen if a Muggle picked up a magic wand in my world, and the answer would probably be something accidental… possibly quite violent. Because wands, in my world, is [sic] merely a vehicle, a vessel for what lies inside the person…

For a muggle you need the ability, in other words, to make these things work properly but you’re right and I think that’s an interesting point. Potions seems, on the face of it, to be the most Muggle-friendly subject. But there does come a point in which you need do more than stir. Thank you, good question.

I’d assume a similar requirement for Herbology, or possibly an implied (but not ever really seen in the books) requirement that you would need magic to successfully work with the plants, at least the more dangerous varieties - you might be able to handle something like Devil’s Snare with a lighter and some ingenuity instead of magic, but possibly there are plants that require actual spells rather than Muggle substitutes. (Even so, I’d assume that the theory and at least some of the subject matter would be within reach.) 

However, I still don’t think that there’s a good reason for excluding Squibs from Hogwarts: you could have a curriculum for Squibs, given that there are plenty of jobs in the Wizarding World that don’t require use of magic. A Squib at Hogwarts should be able to take Astronomy, History of Magic, Muggle Studies, Ancient Runes, possibly Arithmancy (JKR hasn’t really developed this enough as a subject for us to know what it entails), and perhaps some abbreviated form of Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology. (They couldn’t, say, use a Severing Charm to remove a Crup tail, but they could observe unicorns, flobberworms, and help feed skrewts and whatnot. NEWT-level ComC might be out if magic is required around more dangerous creatures like hippogriffs, but OWL level ComC seems like it’s within reach.) They would also be able to study the theoretical portion of the magic-based subjects (Charms, Transfiguration, Potions, etc.), though I think it could be incredibly frustrating to learn all the theory and never be able to apply it. 

But there are plenty of jobs in the Wizarding World that don’t need magic or that could be done by Squibs with the proper OWLs. How much magic does a Ministry bureaucrat need on a daily basis - you can’t be an Unspeakable or on the Committee for Experimental Charms or an Auror, but what magic do you need to work in the Department of Magical Sports or the Department of International Magical Cooperation? A Squib could easily serve as Minister for Magic - how much magic does Cornelius Fudge actually have to use? 

A Squib could easily be a shopkeeper in Diagon Alley - not necessarily someone who has to deal with biting books or magical remedies, but, say, the owner of an ice cream shop or the Leaky Cauldron? (Heck, given that wizards don’t seem to generally have contact with Muggles but have to get their groceries somewhere, how about being a wizard grocer?) 

Outside the realms of Ministry and small business (which do seem to be the two largest sources of magical careers), you could learn languages like Mermish or Gobbledygook and work as a translator, or serve as a liaison between Muggle-borns and the Wizarding World, or be an author writing books about any number of subjects (or fiction!), or be an actor and attend WADA (the Wizarding Academy for the Dramatic Arts, mentioned in Beedle the Bard.) You could use a NEWT in Ancient Runes to translate ancient works or be a magical archaeologist, or perhaps work on Arithmancy tables, or be an anthropologist and engage in comparisons between the Wizarding and Muggle worlds. YOu could be a reporter and publish articles in the Prophet - you might not be able to play Quidditch, but you could report on it. And assuming that the only difference between magical and non-magical photography is the developing potion, you could become a photographer and have someone else brew the potion to develop your prints. (With some help from full-fledged wizards, Squibs could expand their abilities even further - treat it like a disability that needs reasonable accommodation instead of something that warrants being cast out of the magical world, and the list of careers would widen.) 

I mean, you’d certainly have to modify the curriculum, and many subjects that are Hogwarts electives would become Squib core curricula, but it definitely seems like there’s more of a role for Squibs in the Wizarding world than wizards generally allow - in-universe, you could say that cultural prejudice keeps them from being allowed these roles, but I’d definitely say it’s an area that should be ripe for activism. 

(Of course, there’s another interesting aspect of things: pure-bloods in particular pride themselves on their magical ability and believes it makes them superior, and in-book being a Squib or having a Squib in the family is a source of shame, so the prospect of Squibs attending Hogwarts and surpassing fully magical students in certain subjects would be fairly major. Not to mention that Squibs are essentially Muggles raised in wizarding families - remove the stigma from being a Squib, and it removes anti-Muggle prejudice, which would further undermine the establishment. Look at how much emphasis is placed on having a wand, using a wand, etc., in DH - there’s a whole aspect here that I’m just touching upon, the idea that’s so ingrained in Wizarding society that wand-users are superior and that only people with the power to use a wand are truly citizens of the Wizarding world. Imagine a Hogwarts where wand-using witches and wizards, non-wand-using Squibs, and wand-using goblins/centaurs/non-humans could all attend, with different classes and different areas of study. That would make for a fairly radical shift in Wizarding society, no?)

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lotrlockedwhovian:

Why have I never seen this in my 14 years in the fandom?

Reblog if you started worrying about the way you look before you were even 16.

bamonnineties:

readbetweenthefangirl:

crazychick9091:

grapejellyking:

chalkzonee:

thickthighing:

yongguks-bae:

neverknowsbestwhatcouldhavebeen:

written-on-polaroids:

praying-to-be-happy-again:

i hope this doesn’t get any notes.

damn

I worried what I looked like in early elementary school. I just hope most people started older than that.

I started around 5th grade

11 years of age

7 .. I’m just now realizing how young I was :(

yeah it was around 5th grade

Around second grade, actually

Probably when I started primary school

7 too. :(

the signs as spies

zodiac-galaxy:

aries: the totally dedicated spy that will crawl through air vents to break into places and snapchat their friends at the same time
taurus: the dependable spy that shows up last minute to help finish a fight and also their fake accents are on point
gemini: the inconspicuous spy that tries to listen in on a secret discussion but their phones goes off and their ringtone is like a hannah montana song and it blows their cover
cancer: the clumsy spy that doesn’t see the red laser censors and just walks through them and gets caught but somehow escapes lol
leo: the badass spy that knows all these ninja moves but when it comes to actually fighting they resort to pulling their enemy’s hair but if the enemy touches their hair they’re dead
virgo: the analytical spy that spots details and clues that no one else notices and ends up saving the day almost every time
libra: the chill spy that flies their helicopter to starbucks before starting their secret mission bc priorities
scorpio: the seductive spy that stealthily collects the enemy’s secrets but can barely breathe bc their hot spy outfit is too tight oops
sagittarius: the irresponsible spy that somehow ends up with the task of saving the entire world even though they’re the type of person that would push a red button that says “do not push”
capricorn: the classy spy that wears sunglasses with a formal outfit and looks so professional that even james bond is lowkey jealous
aquarius: the spy that thinks they’re kim possible and says “what’s the sitch” too much
pisces: the weird spy that tells everyone to call them some wacky code name and accidentally gives out classified information

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shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

anotherscreamingfangirl:

LOOK  AT DEAN’S WRIST-FLIP IN THE FIRST GIF!!!!

DEAN YOUR DIVA IS SHOWING

April 24 2015

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infiernolounge:

artirl:

“No one cares about Hector Zeroni.”

“I do.”

Holes, 2003.
Directed by Andrew Davis.

when someone says they dont like holes , im always a bit suspicious of them from that point after

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pixalry:

Game of Thrones Houses & Mottos 

Created by Darina Darvin

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