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April 26 2015

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factsinallcaps:

doomy:

factsinallcaps:

thankyouforyourcooperation:

factsinallcaps:

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

why is everyone screaming

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

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land-of-propaganda:

#Ferguson #ShawShooting

Cops dress down for an armed white protest, but get on full riot gear for unarmed black protesters. But it’s not a race issue right?

(10/25)

suddenlybirdflash:

I LOVE DOGS SO MUCH HOLY FUCK

thatsociallyawkwardkid:

ugly straight boys who think every gay guy is going to hit on them

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i can’t even describe how much i love this post

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emmaeatsstars:

sylinoir:

solitarysoilder:

anoncentral:

Guantanamo bay prisoner No. 650 Dr Aafia Siddiqui, A Pakistani PhD. Having 144 Honorary Degrees & Certificates, In Neurology, From Different Institutes Of The World, The Only Neurologist In The World Have The Honorary Ph.d From Harvard University, Hafiz-e-Quraan, Aalima, not even a single American matches her qualifications, was kidnapped along with her 3 children, By the FBI from Karachi. Now she is in USA prison, having lost memory due to physical, psychological & sexual torture. She is Imprisoned with men, but we, the Muslims are dead. This message will remain on our walls until we delete it. Protest! If you cannot do anything, just forward it and share it.

Help

 Allah help her. 

This is so heartbreaking ya Rabb, make dua!

BOOST BOOST BOOST.

I remember an old friend telling me all about her. She went home to help the poor and was kidnapped. Last thing I heard was that she is being held here in Texas. Signal boost this.

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micdotcom:

Bruce Jenner just made history breaking down America’s myths about gender

After more than a year of speculation over Bruce Jenner’s gender identity, the former Olympian revealed in a  powerful interview with Diane Sawyer that he is a transgender woman.

Throughout the interview Bruce explained his journey and how, he like many transgender people, faced immense challenges and even contemplated suicide.

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earthandanimals:

Red fox sits among Ravens.

Source

flobius:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

movies that don’t have music playing in the background a majority of the time feel so awkward and uncomfortable

maybe this is why life is awkward and uncomfortable a majority of the time

there’s no background music

Everything makes sense now.

List of bisexuals whose identities are erased by the media.

fallingpanicingpilots:

somalihottiee:

alaynas:

All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.

also….

Nicki Minaj

Mel B

Pete Wentz

Socrates

Louis XIII

Eleanor Roosevelt 

Jason Mraz

Linsday Lohan

Frida Kahlo

Billie Holiday

Paris Hilton

Salvador Dali

Kurt Cobain

Cher

Coco Chanel

YASSSS ALL MY IDOLS

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

April 25 2015

reillymouse:

Protect autistic kids at all costs.

Make them feel loved and important in a world that says they’re wrong for existing. Tell them it’s okay to stim, or info-dump, or mimic, or be non-verbal. Defend them from shitty ableists who demand they supress their traits and don’t treat them like real people.

p r o t e c t a u t i s t i c k i d s

kriswooh:

Please look after your friends. Make sure they are well and okay. Sometimes they are going through things that are really heavy. They may not say but they are. Please love them and take care of them.

The 'Oh you called me a bitch? I'll show you a bitch' squad.

lazyastrology:

Gemini, Leo, Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Virgo, Libra

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i-am-ti-lys:

setiaprenn:

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i-am-ti-lys:

MARVELOUS SUPERWHOLOCK; THE SEQUEL

“Well I don’t know, maybe some special opps from the governement or something?” snapped Alonso, calling up the first thing in his mind.

“Governement opps?” said Dean in a mocking tone. “Haha, yeah right. You have watched too much tv, kid. How many times do we pretend to be feds, Sam?”

Sam shurgged, and send his brother a tired glance. “Often. There is no special team or something like that, they don’t believe in ghosts. Since no one will do it, we do it. It is dirty wok, certainly not fun, but if we don’t do it more people will die. We were raised that way.”

The Doctor tugged up an eyebrow. “Raised that way? What do you mean?”

“Okay that’s enough personal questions for today.” Dean said a bit rudely. “How come this thing is so big, anyway?” he mentioned at the TARDIS around them. 

“TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space,” the Doctor explained, “it’s Time Lord technology, so it’s bigger on the inside.” 

“I noticed,” Dean responded. 

“How?” Alonso asked. 

“What?” The Doctor turned and looked at them. 

“How is it bigger on the inside?” They repeated. 

“Er… well,” the Doctor started, “it would take ages to explain it, longer than we’ve got, because I’m quite interested in when and how a new species became so abused by the very society that created them, however accidentally.” 

All three of them looked at Alonso, who shifted uncomfortably under their scrutiny. 

“Um,” then winced, knowing how childish that sounded, “you see, from what I’ve heard, they believe we’ll drive them to extinction like they drove other types of humans to extinction.” They looked down and rubbed their neck, “I’m not very clear on the whole thing but that’s what I’ve managed to figure out.” 

The Doctor cursed in Gallifreyan. He loved humans, really, but their entire pranoïa was horreble. “And will you drive them to extinction?” he asked, masaging his temples. 

“Ofcourse not!” Alonse replied slightly offended. “Why would we even do that?”

“Great, another end of the world…” mumbled Dean to Sam. 

“I think it’s more like they would just slowly phase out,” Alonso added, trying to ease the Winchesters’ fears, “not that we would try to attack them or speed up the process or somethign.”

Dean and Sam glanced at each other, still uncertain while the Doctor fiddled with something on the TARDIS console.

“How many are there?” he asked suddenly.

“What, mutants?” Alonso asked, “nobody’s sure-”

“No, labs, how many labs,” the Doctor confirmed.

“Umm, I’m not entirely-”

“How many labs were you captured by, then?” he interrupted them again.

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i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake:

Natasha with Scarlett’s haircut.  Yes, this is necessary.

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horrorproportions:

valeriansays:

bettiefatal:

amarilloo:

rgfellows:

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kanyewestboro:

calanoida:

Susanna and the Elders, Restored (Left)

Susanna and the Elders, Restored with X-ray (Right)

Kathleen Gilje, 1998

wow

Oooh my gosh this is rad. This is so rad.

For those who don’t know about this painting, the artist was the Baroque artist Artemisia Gentileschi.

Gentileschi was a female painter in a time when it was very largely unheard of for a woman to be an artist. She managed to get the opportunity for training and eventual employment because her father, Orazio, was already a well established master painter who was very adamant that she get artistic training. He apparently saw a high degree of skill in some artwork she did as a hobby in childhood. He was very supportive of her and encouraged her to resist the “traditional attitude and psychological submission to brainwashing and the jealousy of her obvious talents.”  

Gentileschi became extremely well known in her time for painting female figures from the Bible and their suffering. For example, the one seen above depicts the story from the Book of Daniel. Susanna is bathing in her garden when two elders began to spy on her in the nude. As she finishes they stop her and tell her that they will tell everyone that they saw her have an affair with a young man (she’s married so this is an offense punishable by death) unless she has sex with them. She refuses, they tell their tale, and she is going to be put to death when the protagonist of the book (Daniel) stops them.

So that painting above? That was her first major painting. She was SEVENTEEN-YEARS-OLD. For context, here is a painting of the same story by Alessandro Allori made just four years earlier in 1606: 

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Wowwwww. That does not look like a woman being threatened with a choice between death or rape. So imagine 17 year old Artemisia trying to approach painting the scene of a woman being assaulted. And she paints what is seen in the x-ray above. A woman in horrifying, grotesque anguish with what appears to be a knife poised in her clenched hand. Damn that shit is real. Who wants to guess that she was advised by, perhaps her father or others, to tone it down. Women can’t look that grotesque. Sexual assault can’t be depicted as that horrifying. And women definitely can’t be seen as having the potential to fight back. Certainly not in artwork. Women need to be soft. They need to wilt from their captors but still look pretty and be a damsel in distress. So she changed it. 

What’s interesting to note is that she eventually painted and stuck with some of her own, less traditional depictions of women. However, that is more interesting with some context.  

(Warning for reference to rape, torture, and images of paintings which show violence and blood.)

So, Gentileschi’s story continues in the very next year, 1611, when her father hires Agostino Tassi, an artist, to privately tutor her. It was in this time when Tassi raped her. He then proceeded to promise that he would marry her. He pointed out that if it got out that she had lost her virginity to a man she wasn’t going to marry then it would ruin her. Using this, he emotionally manipulated her into continuing a sexual relationship with him. However, he then proceeded to marry someone else. Horrified at this turn of events she went to her father. Orazio was having none of this shit and took Tassi to court. At that time, rape wasn’t technically an offense to warrant a trial, but the fact that he had taken her virginity (and therefore technically “damaged Orazio’s property”. ugh.) meant that the trial went along. It lasted for 7 months. During this time, to prove the truth of her words, Artemisia was given invasive gynecological examinations and was even questioned while being subjected to torture via thumb screws. It was also discovered during the trial that Tassi was planning to kill his current wife, have an affair with her sister, and steal a number of Orazio’s paintings. Tassi was found guilty and was given a prison sentence of…. ONE. YEAR……. Which he never even served because the verdict was annulled.

During this time and a bit after (1611-1612), Artemisia painted her most famous work of Judith Slaying Holofernes. This bible story involved Holofernes, an Assyrian general, leading troops to invade and destroy Bethulia, the home of Judith. Judith decides to deal with this issue by coming to him, flirting with him to get his guard down, and then plying him with food and lots of wine. When he passed out, Judith and her handmaiden took his sword and cut his head off. Issue averted. The subject was a very popular one for art at the time. Here is a version of the scene painted in 1598-99 by Carivaggio, whom was a great stylistic influence on Artemisia:

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This depiction is a pretty good example of how this scene was typically depicted. Artists usually went out of their way to show Judith committing the act (or having committed it) while trying to detach her from the actual violence of it. In this way, they could avoid her losing the morality of her character and also avoid showing a woman committing such aggression. So here we see a young, rather delicate looking Judith in a pure white dress. She is daintily holding down this massive man and looks rather disgusted and upset at having to do this. Now, here is Artemisia’s:

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Damn. Thats a whole different scene. Here Holofernes looks less like he’s simply surprised by the goings ons and more like a man choking on his own blood and struggling fruitlessly against his captors. The blood here is less of a bright red than in Carrivaggio’s but is somehow more sickening. It feels more real, and gushes in a much less stylized way than Carrivaggio’s. Not to mention, Judith here is far from removed from the violence. She is putting her physical weight into this act. Her hands (much stronger looking than most depictions of women’s hands in early artwork) are working hard. Her face, as well, is completely different. She doesn’t look upset, necessarily, but more determined. 

It’s also worth note that the handmaiden is now involved in the action. It’s worth note because, during her rape trial, Artemisia stated that she had cried for help during the initial rape. Specifically she had called for Tassi’s female tenant in the building, Tuzia. Tuzia not only ignored her cries for help, but she also denied the whole happening. Tuzia had been a friend of Artemisia’s and in fact was one of her only female friends. Artemisia felt extremely betrayed, but rather than turning her against her own gender, this event instilled in her the deep importance of female relationships and solidarity among women. This can be seen in some of her artwork, and I believe in the one above, as well, with the inclusion of the handmaiden in the act.

So, I just added a million words worth of information dump on a post when no one asked me, but there we go. I could talk for ages about Artemisia as a person and her depictions of women (even beyond what I wrote above. Don’t get me started on her depictions of female nudes in comparison to how male artists painted nude women at the time.) 

To sum up: Artemisia Gentileschi is rad as hell. This x-ray is also rad as hell and makes her even radder.

I love art history.

I’m reblogging this again to add something that I also think is important to know about Artemisia Gentileschi.
Back in her time and through even to TODAY, there are people who argue that her artworks were greatly aided by her father…. As in he either helped her paint them or just straight up painted them himself. Hell, there are a number of works only recently (past several years or so) that have been officially attributed to Artemisia because people originally saw the signature with “Gentileschi” in it and automatically attributed it to Orazio.
So, not only was Artemisia Gentileschi an amazing artist and amazing historical figure, but I don’t want it to be ignored that there are people over 400 years later who still won’t give her the credit she deserves, just because she’s a woman and obviously women can’t paint like she did.

I fucking love Artemisia Gentileschi

this is what i wrote about last week when i was talking about feminist theory in relation to the venus figure, as well as this painting!! So much love for Artemisia Gentileschi. She’s probably one of my all time favourite painters purely from her feminine perspective given (which was pretty rare), as well as her impeccable technique!

Wow!! I just learned so much about this amazing artist!! What a badass. Thanks!!!

Fuck that was interesting

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danchomademedoit:

The only one I’ll ever reblog.

su-ic-id-al:

unhiddenscars:

WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING

YOU’RE ACTUALLY BITING UP

BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW

this just fucked me over so badly

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